Tuesday, June 9, 2009

Random Scribbles



Inspiration - Sir Humphrey Appleby of Yes Minister & Yes Prime Minister fame



Dear colleague,

Kindly note that all the literature beyond this point or including this may be disregarded if the moments that you spare may be used in more productive activities, for all the verbal data that is given in this particular communication will show no possibility of being collated, analysed and presented in any fashion that may be considered, with due importance to the relevant criteria of course, to be comprehensible to any other industrial professional who may happen, delibrately or by coincidence, to glance or indeed peruse through the entirety of this document. At this juncture, it is important to include the possible exception of a hypothetical scenario, wherein a individual residing in a dimensional parallel to the environment currently occupied by the author, or perhaps indeed, an individual who occupies another volume in the same dimensional space as the author, who when subjected to the same parameters, within acceptable tolerances, of suitable duress and pressure on the relevant aspects of ones mental and emotional composition, would, in the course of time, acquire a verisimilar outlook which closely resembles the main subject in question, which would enable him or her, with no particular significance to gender preference, to perceive the intended purpose and the motivation that underlies this particular literary composition.

I sincerely hope that you are not one of those individuals. If so, all I say is... Join the club

Thank you

1 comment:

Unknown said...

Simply love this :-) Sir Humphrey Appleby rocks!!!!!